I'm passing your future prison.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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