i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
