I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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