This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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