HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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