i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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