on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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