I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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