Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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