Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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