So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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