Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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