i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
