Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
