Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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