Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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