I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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