i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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