therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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