HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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