The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
