I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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