But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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