He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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