So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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