I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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