You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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