like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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