Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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