you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
third nipple confirmed
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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