Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
