Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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