He is such a slut. More and more my type.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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