CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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