I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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