i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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