My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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