She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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