I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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