is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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