I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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