Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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