...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
They have beer where we have blood.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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