Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
