so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
im calling her cock vulture from now on
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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