me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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