Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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