In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
