Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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