They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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