You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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