What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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