either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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