So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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