Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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