i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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