Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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