I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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